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Sunday, April 8, 2012

FYI

If you got something for FREE and give it to your significant other it isn't a GIFT.  It is a "here they gave me this and I thought you would like it since I can't use it."  (Cause you know damn well if it were a flat screen or iPad you would be keeping it)

It is also very nice of you to buy your significant other that item they wanted that cost $20 - however, you saying during a disagreement "I just spent $20 on that [insert item] for you" will not work to your advantage and may very likely lead that item flying and cracking you on the side of your head (for your sake I hope it wasn't a large mug).


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