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Infidelity

The majority of the population is always doing something to improve their health & beauty.  I myself stress all the time about my weight and how I look.  In any case - if people as beautiful and successful as Demi Moore and Halle Berry get cheated on all I can say is this - "pass the fucking donuts!"

It is called a boat!

MIAMI (AP) — "Endurance athlete Diana Nyad ended her swimming ultramarathon from Cuba to Florida on Sunday after medics warned another painful sting from a Portuguese Man o' War could be life threatening, Nyad team members said.


Nyad was very swollen from multiple stings to her face and body, said Vanessa Linsley, who worked on Nyad's team...

...The 62-year-old swimmer had completed at least 49 miles (79 kilometers) of the 103-mile (166-kilometer) passage of the treacherous Florida Straits. She soldiered through the stings, at one point cutting eye and mouth holes through a swim cap she wore over her face to prevent future stings...

...But around 11:30 a.m., medics warned toxins from the stings were building up and another sting could be serious, Linsley said."

My question is this?  Why would you want to swim that distance - chance sharks, jelly fish, orca - whatever else is lurking in the ocean when you can take a fucking boat?

Oh hell no to suicide...

I was reading an article about a 60 year old veteran sky diver who unhooked his parachute and committed suicide.  Why the fuck would someone do that?  If I am killing myself it is because life is hard and I don't want to deal with it....I am going for the easy way out - Carbon Monoxide.  I am not jumping out a plane, train or off a building...if it ever comes out in the news that this was how I passed I was pushed - and you can best believe my shoes (and my ass for that matter) left skid marks.

I am not blowing my head off because shit I am pretty.
I am not slicing any part of myself because I am chunky and I will be there all day cutting, plus it would be a bitch to clean and I am considerate of other people like that.
There will be no hanging from my closet - especially with no clothes on - I don't want any part of my flab hanging, it is dark in there and blue isn't my color.
Pouring gas on and setting myself a blaze is out of the fucking question (I don't even like when I fart).

Bottom line - this bitch is not taking her own life.

The chain of command.

Just really curious...who is Jagger, why do I want to move like him and why do I care that you can?

One of those mornings...

No NYC commute is complete without a horse whip.  I am going on Amazon and ordering mine now. 

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