Can you cook?

Why would a guy ask a girl he is trying to hook up with "can you cook?"
What does that have to do with the price of milk?  Whether I can or can't is irrelevant because if we go out we are going to a restaurant.  You just shot to shit any chance you had of me even offering to make you a bowl of cereal. Get the F out of here with that BS neanderthal caveman way.  The question is "can you give me 3 O's while fixing the sink and painting the kitchen?" That's right - multi task.

Text Break Up...

In my opinion there is nothing wrong with going out on a date, waiting to get home and then texting the person (providing you have exchanged numbers) and saying "um, I had a nice time BUT I am not feeling you."

Unless you have been in a relationship for over a year actually living together (long distance or seeing each other once a week doesn't count UNLESS you are in the military or being detained for "alleged" illegal activity) or you have kids together (that you see or speak to on a regular - if your ass is in DR and your wife and kids have been in New York for over 6 months it is not considered together, I don't care what the certificate says) there is nothing wrong with getting a text break up.  For those who say it is the cowards way out I say this. "Who cares?"  The message needed to get delivered - whether through text, e-mail, blimp across the sky, poster board or a tattoo on my ass - I am not feeling you OR it is over - done.

McNuggets please.

Only in New York can you be approached in McDonalds by a begging vagrant - you offer him a cheeseburger and mother fucker tells you he wants nuggets.