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Friday, July 29, 2011

Sissyism - Thoughts

Our thougths can be our biggest downfall.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Sissyism - check your ish...

Look at the part you played in every situation...blame, shame and cry foul all you want but make sure you check your role in it, no matter how small, because you most likely have one.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Trust...

Trusting others can be difficult.  Trusting yourself essential.  Deep down you know what you need to do you just have to find the courage and strength to do it.  When you are ready you will move forward until then sit on the fence if you need to but be aware of what surrounds you. It is ok to be afraid of making a mistake - it is not ok to let that fear control your decisions and actions.  Take the chance. Trust yourself.

Friday, July 22, 2011

It is hot.....really really hot.....

so here are some tips:

Wearing a short skirt, when your thighs (which are the size of 2 pernils) are rubbing together so tightly they are whispering "add sazon," is really not encourgaged. (you had to see it to believe it).

Go extra hard on the deodorant and throw some on your back while you at it.

Brush your teeth, chew gum or do both because hot air and hot breath mixed travel a further distance.

Don't let any part of your sweaty body (or the forehead of your sweaty child) touch another human being while commuting.

Don't say to people "look at how much I am sweating"....we don't give a shit, we are hot also.

If need be shoving an ice cube between your ass crack, in your bra or under your sack is totally acceptable.

Sissyism

Humble pie tastes horrible but it is good for the digestive system.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Friday, July 8, 2011

Sissyism

I was unable to find a Friday Pet worthy video, so I will substitute with a Sissyism...

"During those times in life where you can't seem to let go...turn to your loved ones so they can smack that shit out your hands."