It is hot.....really really hot.....

so here are some tips:

Wearing a short skirt, when your thighs (which are the size of 2 pernils) are rubbing together so tightly they are whispering "add sazon," is really not encourgaged. (you had to see it to believe it).

Go extra hard on the deodorant and throw some on your back while you at it.

Brush your teeth, chew gum or do both because hot air and hot breath mixed travel a further distance.

Don't let any part of your sweaty body (or the forehead of your sweaty child) touch another human being while commuting.

Don't say to people "look at how much I am sweating"....we don't give a shit, we are hot also.

If need be shoving an ice cube between your ass crack, in your bra or under your sack is totally acceptable.