1. When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on your hand.
2. When you think your fart is going to be gas/air and it's not.
3. When you think your fart will be silent.
4. When your significant other says they are confused about their feelings for you.
5. When you need to shave those hard to reach places and you are overweight.
6. When you miss that little patch of hair when you do manage to get into those hard to reach places.
7. When you think you have a particular beverage in a cup and your taste buds are shocked because it is something different.
8. When the scale in the doctors office slaps the denial right out of you.
9. When you get home and try on the outfit that in your mind looked so good on you but you can't zipper past your defensive lineman back.
10. When you are in a public place and feel like there is a huge visible booger in your nose but don't have anywhere to check and don't want to make it worse if it is still in hiding.
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