Some Nevers

They (Justin Bieber and whoever else "they" be) say never say never but I am pretty sure there are some nevers in my life...and possibly yours as well.

I will never...
1.  Win the lotto (hoping I will be proved wrong on this but being that I don't play...)
2.  Be a doctor (I don't want to touch strange people parts).
3.  Enjoy cleaning.
4.  Run barefoot over hot coal by choice.
5.  Fly a plane (and if I do I am sure you are praying this very moment you aren't on it).
6.  Understand why someone would have 20 kids and be considered mentally sane.
7.  Jump out of a plane (while it is grounded and going down that yellow emergency slidy thing is excluded)...fall out maybe, be pushed - it can happen but believe that person or at least of wad of their hair is going down with me.
8.  Be a size zero - while alive.
9.  Scuba dive in the middle of the ocean - I have no sense of direction as it is.
10. Enjoy having food stuck in my teeth.
11. Wrestle a gator.
12. Respect bullies.
13. Give up trying to be a better person.
14. Do a back somersault (oh who am I kidding I won't do a front one either).
15. Appreciate arrogance or ignorance.
16. Not love my kids (not to be confused with the occasional not like).
17. Be 100% sure the correct spelling of occasion or separate without spellcheck.
18. Drive in Nascar (although I have pushed a shopping cart through Walmart on Black Friday).
19. understand why faux pockets exist.
20. understand why people continue to make excel spreadsheets longer than legal size paper in landscape mode.