Setting: July 21, 2012; Mother in kitchen getting some PC work done; appreciating her quiet morning and strong coffee....
Insert sound of footsteps....
Child: "Mom, you should make me breakfast today..."
Mother: "Hmm...why?"
Child: "Because I made you breakfast for you on my birthday 2 weeks ago..."
Mother: "Well, I carried you for 9 months rent free and am on my menstrual cycle..."
Child: "Really mom? What is it with you and your ovaries and for those 9 months you didn't have to deal with that bicycle, tricycle thing."
Mother: "Pancakes ok?" smh...
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