1. If you have braces you shouldn't eat cheese-doodles (crunchy or otherwise).
2. If you have the misfortune of having smoke emanate from your thighs while you are wearing poom poom shorts......you shouldn't be wearing them.
3. In a pair of sandals - the pinky toe should never be isolated from the others.
4. Once in a while, everyone should invite someone for a cup of coffee/tea..(bacardi)...[BTW-I am free tonight :D].
5. Garlic breath isn't as bad as dirty ass breath.
6. Body odor is never good (refer to dirty ass in #5).
7. Picking out a wedgie when no one is looking is almost impossible.
8. If you aren't on a swim team you should not wear speedos (the polar bear club is not a swim team).
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