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Friday, June 24, 2011

A confident man.

There is something about man with confidence that is very appealing.  A man that is willing to approach a woman and let her know he is interested. HOWEVER, your confidence isn't worth a damn if:

you are driving a Benz but you are 87 and hooked up to an oxygen machine (unless you have your bank statement on hand - but let's face it if you were rich you would have a driver);

you are driving in a green Nova, have to sit on a phonebook to see out the front windshield - and are most likely not a citizen;

you are sitting on a milk crate in front of the corner store with a dixie cup filled with beer;

you wear socks with your mandals (you are narrowing your chances with the mandals alone);

you have a big peepee stain on your pants;

you smell like dirty ass;

your breath can kill a mocking bird;

you have no teeth...I know I always come back to this but with dental technology you should have a few;

you have a comb over (worse if it is a windy day);

you spit when you talk...a lot (also bad on a windy day);

Did I miss any?

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